12 BRILLIANTS FAST FIXES FOR
CHRISTMAS
So, you’re
dressed in your loudest and about stepping out and there’s this silly
impediment getting in your way and if you’re just like me, this groove is one
you won’t want to miss, where else would you be given express go ahead to dance
nonstop, grrr...rrrrr!
Well my
fellow ‘partylites’, I have got just the right solution for your troubles. Hold
on tight to these twelve wacky fixes, am sure it would offer you some source of
comfort.
You’d find
them totally brrrrrilliant.
Babe when you have a splinter
hindering you from wearing your those favourites shoes, here’s a sure solution.
Put
a piece of ripe banana skin pulp-side down on the affected area and cover it
with a bandage. The enzymes from the banana peel will draw out the splinter.
When your nose is dripping
like it’s a new tap (lol) simply snort a handful of salt water, (this helps to
dry your nasal passage) and blow your nose, that should take care of you for a
while.
Are you hit with cramps? Warm
up a wet soft fabric in a micro wave for about 30 seconds, once it’s a little
warm, lay it on your tummy for a while to lessen your discomfort.
You can’t stop coughing? Try
mimicking sucking on a large cough, this will assist you generate enough saliva
to coat your throat. Any problems with this, try drinking warm water in bits.
Stressed and tensed neck and
shoulders? Try relaxing them by turning your head 90 degrees to the left, then
to the right. Then bob your head up and down slowly. Lastly tilt your head from
side to side. Repeat this ten times.
You’ve got itchy eyes? That
reeks of allergies! Simply splash cold water on open eyes. Whatever got in
could be washed out that way.
Woo... Babe the size of that
Zit! Run hot water over a metal spoon
for ten minutes, then press the underside on it, it will put off the pimple for
a couple of minutes and reduce its size when it shows up again.
You feel like you are going
to be sick (i.e. throw up), simply prepare a ginger drink; this will help calm
your tummy.
Woke up with puffy eyes? Wrap
ice blocks in tiny towels and place them over closed eyes for about...um... a
minute.
Itchy from mosquito bites?
Mint tooth paste placed over the affected spot will deaden the itching.
Tooth ache? Awww....I got the
feeling .try gargling salt water for 30 seconds, this will help lessen the pain
for a while.
Bloodshot eyes? Simply splash
cold water over closed eyes.
People
I’ll add one extra for the road
Bro, are you getting a bit
tipsy? Lol... eat something greasy like chips , fried plantains (you know that
way?) the fat would help slow alcohol absorption
and sober you up.
It’s
the season for parties,
You’d
definitely want to keep these cures handy.
Merry
Christmas
Your
gist mate
Shy!
