12 BRILLIANTS FAST FIXES FOR CHRISTMAS

So, you’re dressed in your loudest and about stepping out and there’s this silly impediment getting in your way and if you’re just like me, this groove is one you won’t want to miss, where else would you be given express go ahead to dance nonstop, grrr...rrrrr!

Well my fellow ‘partylites’, I have got just the right solution for your troubles. Hold on tight to these twelve wacky fixes, am sure it would offer you some source of comfort.

You’d find them totally brrrrrilliant.

      Babe when you have a splinter hindering you from wearing your those favourites shoes, here’s a sure solution.

Put a piece of ripe banana skin pulp-side down on the affected area and cover it with a bandage. The enzymes from the banana peel will draw out the splinter.

      When your nose is dripping like it’s a new tap (lol) simply snort a handful of salt water, (this helps to dry your nasal passage) and blow your nose, that should take care of you for a while.

      Are you hit with cramps? Warm up a wet soft fabric in a micro wave for about 30 seconds, once it’s a little warm, lay it on your tummy for a while to lessen your discomfort.

      You can’t stop coughing? Try mimicking sucking on a large cough, this will assist you generate enough saliva to coat your throat. Any problems with this, try drinking warm water in bits.

      Stressed and tensed neck and shoulders? Try relaxing them by turning your head 90 degrees to the left, then to the right. Then bob your head up and down slowly. Lastly tilt your head from side to side. Repeat this ten times.

      You’ve got itchy eyes? That reeks of allergies! Simply splash cold water on open eyes. Whatever got in could be washed out that way.

      Woo... Babe the size of that Zit!  Run hot water over a metal spoon for ten minutes, then press the underside on it, it will put off the pimple for a couple of minutes and reduce its size when it shows up again.

      You feel like you are going to be sick (i.e. throw up), simply prepare a ginger drink; this will help calm your tummy.

      Woke up with puffy eyes? Wrap ice blocks in tiny towels and place them over closed eyes for about...um... a minute.

      Itchy from mosquito bites? Mint tooth paste placed over the affected spot will deaden the itching.

      Tooth ache? Awww....I got the feeling .try gargling salt water for 30 seconds, this will help lessen the pain for a while.

      Bloodshot eyes? Simply splash cold water over closed eyes.

People I’ll add one extra for the road

      Bro, are you getting a bit tipsy? Lol... eat something greasy like chips , fried plantains (you know that way?) the fat would help  slow alcohol absorption and sober you up.

It’s the season for parties,

You’d definitely want to keep these cures handy.

Merry Christmas

Your gist mate

Shy!